Rambo

By V. Shruti Devi (quill-o-the-wisp)

Only a bemused curl

In response

To barrages

Of turn-of-phrase

Correctors

and other total malpaprops.

A Read, a read, a reed, even

Calling Upon.

(excuse me, the clarion-thought didn't even occur, so we take it upon ourselves to tweak excelsior)

Really, this ought to be an annotated end-note,

guv'nor